In order to enhance your enjoyment of "The Worst Truck Driver", we've decided to create a glossary of the lingo that Jack employed to create this fine song. Many terms are quite well known and the definitions obvious (especially to those of us who saw "Smokey and the Bandit" during its original theatrical run,) but some of you young 'uns and international fans may not realize every reference to a "bear" is a clear sign our hero is in trouble with the law, again. So, while some items on our list may be old hat to some and revelatory to others, we guarantee that unless you (or someone you love) has driven a rig in the past, you just might learn somethin’. We offer them in order of appearance so you can follow along:

18 Wheels: The number of wheels there is supposed to be on a tractor trailer or semi truck. After this guy gets behind the wheel, that number might go down.

Station: More specifically, a weigh station where the trucks are required to stop and get on a really big scale.

Bears: That would be the police, usually a Super Trooper (if you're lucky it's one of the guys from the film, with music supplied by Jack Grace Band -- and others, but we're not interested in them right now).

Pickle Park: A highway rest area where Commercial Company can usually be found.

Baboon Butt: A Kenworth tractor trailer. The grill in the front looks like a baboon's butt to those guys in need of strong coffee.

Seat Cover: A passenger, more specifically a lovely lady hitchhiker in distress, perhaps.

Commercial Company: Company you pay for, as in hookers. Don't forget to wear a condom.

Rig(s): The affectionate term of endearment for the truck itself: a man's (or woman's) home away from home, bread & butter, and pride & joy all rolled into one.

Gate: The barrier at a toll booth that is raised once the toll has been paid.

Toll: Fee charged for highway maintenance in many states 'round the Union.

10-70: Report of a fire (most likely followed by a particular location).

Roller Skate: A small car that is easy pickins for the protagonist of this song.

10-37: Call for a wrecker to come clean up the smoking carcass of the rig that was.

Back It Down: Hit the brakes to slow everyone else down (just to be a jerk, like the song says).

Hammer Lane: The left-most, or passing lane, of the highway, where truckers can speed along with relative ease (unless a roller skate with a jackass at the wheel ruins it for everyone).

Georgia Overdrive: Shifting into neutral while cruising downhill in order to go really f'in fast. Good times (until, of course, the inevitable disaster occurs — but until then, good times).

Triple Digit Ride: Clearly 100+ miles per hour, possibly during a Georgia Overdrive.

Granny Lane: The right lane of traffic where roller skates and other 4 wheelers can be found.

Chicken Lights: Extra lights on the truck and trailer.

Wiggle Wagon: Double and triple trailers, often hauling cars or trucks that look like they're about to fall onto the hood of YOUR car as they thunder by.

Coop: Short for Chicken Coop (see below).

Too Many Eggs in the Basket: Your truck is overweight.

Chicken Coop: Those dang weigh stations.

Bear in the Grass: A law enforcement officer lying in wait so he can get his ticket quota for the moment and keep the unsafe drivers in the poorhouse (or bighouse as the case may be).

Disco Lights: The dreaded flashing lights of a State Trooper cruising up behind you.

Mama Bear: A female law enforcement officer.